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flinch-nerds:


This tweet is so important to me
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gravemakers-and-gunslingers:



BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this
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vineayl:


q’d

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

(via roxaseverdeen)

Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love
Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

(via distrvst)

I crave adventure, attention, and you. - 6 word story   (via suchvodka)

(Source: imtheclassnerd, via fuckupyouslut)

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

(via fuckupyouslut)

hannahvickers:

like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.

(via fuckupyouslut)

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mygreatdesire:

Go with your instinct.

dirtylipss:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

(via distrvst)

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willzone:


Handy.
↑ ¡ ™
If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

allthingssexualll:

words can’t even describe how horny I am today

(via fuckupyouslut)

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jessicat-meows:


parkwaydrve:

unheroically:

throatcvtter:

unheroically:

there goes my heart
Read entirely, then outside the brackets, then inside.

ooooooooo

ooooooo

ZACH THESE ARE ALWAYS SO PERFECT YOU MAKE POEMS THAT EXPRESS MY FEELINGS AND UGH YOU’RE SO GOOD AT THIS

how is this so perfect
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