just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Have a snack.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Go to sleep.
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry
words can’t even describe how horny I am today