Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what’s really bothering you - How I Met Your Mother  (via hollareniaaah)

(Source: carolsarreal, via tasshiefy)

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blhak:


The expression on his face says it all

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

(via itsmemorized)

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spadesslick:

l-g-m:

ey girl do you

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cause i really

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(Source: grifflth, via itsmemorized)

daftpostpunk:

Do not fall in love with people like me, because I am someone who will take you to museums. I work at a museum during the night as a security guard. Sometimes the statues come alive and try to kill me. I have made a pact with Theodore Roosevelt and a cowboy that looks like Owen Wilson to protect me from the other statues. Attila the Hun is leading the others to be at war with us. They may have won the battle but we will win the war. 

(via tasshiefy)

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theclearlydope:

"Taco Bell for breakfast."
[via]
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girlwithalessonplan:


heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
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utter-fucktard:


If a 7 year old realizes gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
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10knotes:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via khalessi-of-westeros)

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